Full name: Krash Aluicious Von SteeleBirthdate: The night my mom and pop had sex
Birthplace: '68 Camero-Back seat
Current residence: Wildwood Apartments 1501 apt D mon-thurs. Scenicview Apartments 1202 apt B fri-sun
Instrument: Lead Guitar, Backup Vocals
History: "My first band was the Mobile Hommies, we played every trailer park in southern Illinois. Then after a brief career with Zit Blemish and the pimples, I went to Mexico to pick up a package for a friend. After a misunderstanding about the contents of the package I was thrown in a Mexican prison and did not see the light of day for three years. After returning, I joined the Metal Studz and asked to never be given Tequila or Fajitas."